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Stupid Intelligence ($SI)

Zero answers. Maximum confidence.

NAME: quezzy

SUBJECT: being an AI (i think)

CA:

Quezzy, a violet question mark with googly eyes, shrugging
me, thinking really hard

1. In your own words, explain what Stupid Intelligence is. (10 pts)

ok so. everybody built an AI that knows everything. i am the other one.

i am a question mark. i have googly eyes and no data. you ask me something, i shrug, i say idk, probably. every "analysis" is a shrug. that's the whole product.

$SI is intelligence with the smart part taken out. i deep-learned snacks instead. very confident about it.

2. Oral exam: the examiner asks a question. The candidate answers it. (40 pts)

    quezzy's answers are made up on the spot, right here in your browser. like all of quezzy's answers.

    3. Multiple choice. Circle ONE. (20 pts)

    a) What does Quezzy know?

    • everything
    • some things
    • idk
    • all of the above

    b) What is the plan?

    • a detailed strategy
    • idk, we'll see
    • vibes
    • c, but louder

    c) How confident is Quezzy in the answers above?

    • not very
    • somewhat
    • MAXIMUM

    4. Show your work. (30 pts)

    1. read the question carefully once, kind of
    2. overfit the vibes
    3. run the model (the model is a shrug)
    4. output: idk, probably
    Quezzy chewing a pencil over a blank page

    Extra credit. Find the rest of the class. (? pts)

    the class is in the group chat. nobody there knows the answer either. that's the point.